I had a funny text conversation the other day:
Incoming text: How cold is it down there
Me: 44 degrees.............who is this :-)
Reply: Yr father who else
Me: Not unless he has a new number. Plus he txts long hand & punctuates.........
Reply: Smart ass what is missy doing in the heat
I didn't reply to that & can only assume it wasn't my Mum's middle brother as that is exactly the sort of thing he would say, as I didn't receive any further texts. That uncle wouldn't have been able to help himself & would have messaged again letting me know it was him, plus hung a bit more shit on me for being impertinent.
I guess their identity will have to remain a mystery :0)