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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Nothing

I got nothing at the moment my good peeps!

Eating this weekend went to the shit; well actually it was bloody delicious, but not conducive to the waist line! I don't think good eating for 3 days will reverse the damage, but we shall see.

In the interim I have a joke someone emailed to me yesterday. If you haven't already seen it, here tis.

Lipstick at school:

According to a news report, a certain private school in Newcastle Upon Tyne, was recently faced with a unique problem.



A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.



Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back.



Finally the Headmistress decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little Princesses).



To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.



He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl, and cleaned the mirror with it, the silence was broken by a large number of gasps, a few girls vomited and apparently someone fainted, however since then, to the relief of the maintenance man, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.



There are teachers.... and then there are educators.



Gold. & it's almost a plumbing joke :0)

6 comments:

DOG3OY said...

i went to a German buffet on Sunday with free flowing beer.

How big do you think i am now...?

AlleyCat said...

depends on how many times you peed!

Ute said...

I forgot to reply to your email...funny shite.

I forwarded it on, I liked it so much. ;o)

AlleyCat said...

V how many bratwursts you ate!

& yes, I am aware I should stop bitching about my weight :0)

AlleyCat said...

haha no worries Ute! We've all been giggling since :0)

Chris H said...

OMG what an awesome joke... and something to remember if any of mine do something like that!