Friday, June 25, 2010

Who put the Dogs out.....

A Friday funny for ewes all.......

Who Put The Dog Out ...

A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled up, but just needed to put the dog out when the taxi arrives. However as the couple walked out of the house, the dog shoots back in the house.

They don't want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the taxi driver: ' He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother. '

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long ' he says. 'Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her arse downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She better not shit in the vegetable garden again! ' The silence in the cab was deafening.

Have a good one peeps!

PS Carn the Catters!!!!!


Ute said...


Here's one for ya~

A wife and husband bought some condoms with
different flavours.
The husband says, "Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
"Cheese and Onion!"

"Wait, it is not on yet."

AlleyCat said...

That is hillarious mate! You Rawk!!!!!!

Clyde said...

A bloke walks it to DJs maternity area to buy a maternity bra for his wife.
The sales girl said "What bust"
He said "The bloody condom"

Bugger about the Cats
Not a good start to the weekend

AlleyCat said...

Hi Cyde!!! LOL bloody condom indeed. Yeah, i spent the 3rd quarter on the internet chatting to my cuz who is overseas at the moment to come back & find us in BIG trouble. And we'd been playing so well. Grumble grumble