This is is what is on the sign I just stuck up above the cistern in the ladies toilet at work.
1.If you are pissing & reading this at the same time, you are NOT supposed to be in here.
2.This is the Girls/Ladies toilet.
3.If you MUST piss in here can you please FLUSH the effing toilet. YOUR PISS STINKS.
4.And put the bloody seat back down while you are at it.
I don't think the culprit has been eating asparagus either; I think they just have a really bad diet. EWWWWWWW.
So. What's on your dunny wall?